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Post your favorite 1 line / short jokes & quotes Plz - Drunken F00l - Aug 08, 2009
Versed is wrong:
![[Image: kaylee_owned_large.png]](http://www.sourceop.com/randomimages/kaylee_owned_large.png)
Post your favorite 1 line / short jokes & quotes Plz - Hell-met - Aug 08, 2009
i just realized crowbar is gone
yay
Post your favorite 1 line / short jokes & quotes Plz - Biggs - Aug 09, 2009
rofl.
I remember that night.
Post your favorite 1 line / short jokes & quotes Plz - FFS-RTFM - Aug 09, 2009
ROFL so far keep em coming 8)
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life - W. Churchill
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Q. An ethical lawyer, an honest politician, and a merciful aerobics instructor all fall out of an airplane. Which one hits the ground first?
A. It doesn't matter - none of them exist.
Post your favorite 1 line / short jokes & quotes Plz - Versed - Aug 09, 2009
okay I believe you now
Post your favorite 1 line / short jokes & quotes Plz - FFS-RTFM - Aug 10, 2009
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
"I'd prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy." - Jack Nicholson
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Q: Why should you treat your kids well?
A: They will pick out your nursing home someday!
Post your favorite 1 line / short jokes & quotes Plz - FFS-RTFM - Aug 11, 2009
Hmm its kinda like pulling teeth here to get anyone to do fun shit :oops:
"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway."
Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Post your favorite 1 line / short jokes & quotes Plz - glouch - Aug 11, 2009
obligatory Chuck Norris joke:
Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is a Total Gym.