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  How to rape people, and have them not fight back.

Posted by: OmegaZero_Alpha
Dec 07, 2007, 06:58 AM
Forum: Flame Bucket
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add the prefix ERGO. You can then rape people of all of their money and they will somehow not question it.

Want a 20$ LCD monitor arm? TOO BAD, IT IS ERGO, IT IS NOW 899$!!!

I hate it how people up charge things simply because it isn't bad for you. It isn't like it costs any more to produce, they just like to make poor people more miserable.


  TF2 Server List Says 25 players, Game Has Zero

Posted by: Bob
Dec 06, 2007, 06:14 AM
Forum: Problems/Help
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74.54.24.198:27015

When I try to join the sourceOP.com TF2 server above, the server browser reports 25 players. When I connect there are none.

I refreshed the list 20 times before connecting. I've seen it happen more than once. I appreciate the server being up and everything, but this is really annoying. I'm using the server browser within the game.


  Sig Test

Posted by: Iceman
Dec 05, 2007, 08:46 AM
Forum: Testing Area
- Replies (2)

Test


  Lua in SourceOP

Posted by: Drunken F00l
Dec 02, 2007, 07:39 PM
Forum: General Chat
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So I've finally started implementing some SourceOP stuff in Lua. What this means is that you will be able to customize or add commands and other things in SourceOP. Here's an example of e_kill.

Code:
function drawkillbeam( startpos, endpos )
  local beamindex = util.PrecacheModel("effects/laser1.vmt");
  effects.Beam(startpos, endpos, beamindex, 0, 0, 0, 0.2, 5, 5, 0, 5, math.random(200,255), math.random(0,15), math.random(0,15), 255, 20)
  effects.Beam(startpos, endpos, beamindex, 0, 0, 0, 0.2, 5, 5, 0, 1, math.random(200,255), math.random(100,146), math.random(32,96), 255, 20)
end

// specifies entities that are not valid for killing
function validkillent( classname )
  if(string.sub(classname, 1, 12) == "prop_vehicle") then
    return false
  end
  return true
end

function ekill( playerid, command, arguments )
  local pPlayer = player.GetByID(playerid)
  if(pPlayer) then
    if(pPlayer:IsAdmin(1024, "e_kill")) then
      if(!pPlayer:IsEntMoving()) then
        local ent, endpos = pPlayer:FindEntityForward(MASK_ALL)
        if(ent) then
          local classname = ent:GetClassname()
          if(validkillent(classname)) then
            drawkillbeam(pPlayer:GetAbsOrigin(), endpos)
            if(classname != "player") then
              // kill the entity with explosion sound
              ent:EmitSound("^weapons/explode" .. math.random(3,5) .. ".wav", 60, math.random(90,110))
              ent:Kill()
            else
              // slay the player
              local pDeadPlayer = player.GetByID(ent:EntIndex())
              pDeadPlayer:Kill()
            end
          end
        end
      else
        pPlayer:SayText("You are currently moving an entity and cannot run " .. command .. ".\n")
      end
    else
      pPlayer:SayText("You do not have access to the command " .. command .. ".\n", HUD_PRINTCONSOLE)
    end
  else
    // command run at server console
    // kill each entity id specified on command line
    for k,v in pairs(arguments) do
      if k >= 1 then
        local ent = ents.GetByIndex(tonumber(v))
        ent:Kill()
      end
    end
  end
end

if(sourceop.FeatureStatus(FEAT_ENTCOMMANDS)) then
  concommand.Add("e_kill", ekill)
end

What can you do with this?
Well, one example I thought of is if I or anybody else wanted, we could add another command (e.g e_kill_fromplayer) based off this code that allows an admin to force a player to run e_kill. This command could be run from the server console or executed by event scripts or something to force a player to e_kill. In fact, such a command would be simple:
Code:
function ekillfromplayer( playerid, command, arguments )
  local pPlayer = player.GetByID(arguments[1])
  if(pPlayer) then
    local ent, endpos = pPlayer:FindEntityForward(MASK_ALL)
    if(ent) then
      local classname = ent:GetClassname()
      if(validkillent(classname)) then
        drawkillbeam(pPlayer:GetAbsOrigin(), endpos)
        if(classname != "player") then
          // kill the entity with explosion sound
          ent:EmitSound("^weapons/explode" .. math.random(3,5) .. ".wav", 60, math.random(90,110))
          ent:Kill()
        else
          // slay the player
          local pDeadPlayer = player.GetByID(ent:EntIndex())
          pDeadPlayer:Kill()
        end
      end
    end
  end
end

concommand.Add("e_kill_fromplayer", ekillfromplayer)
I haven't tested that e_kill_fromplayer code, but it should work. Almost all of this code was reused from e_kill.

This is just a preview of things to come. Any comments?


  FUCK KOREANS!!!

Posted by: OmegaZero_Alpha
Dec 02, 2007, 11:16 AM
Forum: Flame Bucket
- Replies (35)

There was literally ONE good MMORPG in this world, and that was Space Cowboy Online, and like WOW, StarWarsGalaxies, etc. KOREAN PEOPLE MOVED IN TO FUCK UP everyone's TIME!

A Korean company has purchased Ace Online, SCO's korean counterpart and put a cease and desist on the American game, with no plans on releasing a new english version, it makes me want to hack their servers down and then nuke Korea. Yeah, we should make it happen.

I am now racist towards Korean People. they all suck and ruin life for everybody. Congrats, whatever Korean company just wasted over 200 hours of my life, and 80$ of my hard earn cash, you have just unleashed a holocaust upon your country.

I think I could just write "Generic Korean" into the death note, and they all would die, as they are identical. I could be like "Tear you left hand off and write 'I ruined Space Cowboy' in blood on the wall. and then try and eat the hand and choke on it" and they would be like "okay" and I would win.


  why?

Posted by: larz
Dec 02, 2007, 12:02 AM
Forum: Flame Bucket
- Replies (10)

Am i getting bombared with myspace spam?

I get like 20 friend invites daily from fake half naked women who think im cute and want to show me their titties, as long as im willing to install this awsome chat/computerfuckvirus program on my pc....

Im also getting bombared by friend invites from Rap groups WTF?!?!? Im not exactly i huge fan of rap, mind you i like a couple songs by ICP, and the Beastie Boys....

Im getting a jillion messages from all kinds of people so awsome they can only be fake!!!!!

Why is that?

I sense a disturbance in the force....




I love how the fake profiles are so fucking obvious, like how three different random chicks will add you, and they all have the SAME profile picture, blogs, layouts, and even interests!!! HMMMMMM maybe their triplets and im just jumping to conclusions......


  My one percent.

Posted by: OmegaZero_Alpha
Dec 01, 2007, 05:35 PM
Forum: Flame Bucket
- Replies (1)

I almost passed this trimester of online health, but I failed the last test by about 10%, which lowered my grade exactly ONE PERCENT. I call bullshit on this, because THIS was one of the five highest-graded questions:

[Image: whatinthefuckrf2.png]
Image of test question is property of Glencoe Health © 2007. I would reserve a right or two, but they are assholes and write horrifically impossible test questions.

Who does that? These two answers are identical. BUT THAT ONE IS WRONG!!!

assholes.


  tf2 - medic assists

Posted by: innovacious
Nov 30, 2007, 09:01 AM
Forum: Problems/Help
- Replies (1)

Not sure if this is the right section but it will do.

On your tf2 servers stats do medic assists count as kills? Because medics dont really get that many kills, they rely on the assists for the majority of their points and usually have a bad kill:death ratio.


  A Task Manager that doesnt suck ass...

Posted by: OmegaZero_Alpha
Nov 29, 2007, 08:03 AM
Forum: General Chat
- Replies (1)

Have you ever wondered why everybody is using a third-rate stripped down process explorer that Microsoft crapped into windows 98 at the last minute? Yeah, we all love Task Manager, but it still sucks. But there is a better way. Mark Russinovich and the good people at SysInternals has brought us one.

Process Explorer gives you powerful features such as a CPU history, which lets you know if a process is eating up a shit load of CPU "whille you aren't looking", a directory feature which not only tells you where the process is running from, but the DLL or OCX it is using.

You can also capture a snapshot of the current processes in a text file. There's also a wheel which you can drag over any open Windows on your desktop and Process Explorer will show you detailed information about that process.

http://www.microsoft.com/technet/sysinte...lorer.mspx

Or check out the entire library at Sysinternals for some more powerful and useful apps:

http://www.microsoft.com/technet/sysinte...l=featured


  Software is a trap.

Posted by: OmegaZero_Alpha
Nov 28, 2007, 09:07 AM
Forum: Flame Bucket
- Replies (5)

Every time you buy software you are funding the biggest Artificial Inteligence Scheme in history, which will turn on us and destroy us all (see Windows Live)

I suggest these great alternatives:

Torrents (legal ones, of course. quote "piracy" is a quote "crime" and I don't endorse it.
Freeware, like OpenOffice and Linux.
No apple products, they are known athiests and rape you on price and quality.

Don't destroy the planer, Destroy Macro$oft (note that said Macro$oft is not a real company and for all intents and legal purposes is a fake company, no lawsuits here, Canadian nationalist music protectors.)