Was HatFortress2 predicted in 1978?

OMG! It's cweawy a conspiwacy!
5 vote(s) (55.56%)
55.56%


Hey! I own all those hats! Am I a Village People too?
3 vote(s) (33.33%)
33.33%


There is NO coincidence here! Move along. Nothing to See Here. Act casual. Shop as Normal.
0 vote(s) (0%)
0%


Holy CRAP! I just realized I'm GAY!!
1 vote(s) (11.11%)
11.11%

Total: 4 vote(s) (100%)