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[Unban Request] Neo (Why can't we be friends?)
#1

It was a hot summer night. I had been studying all week for finals, and I was glad to have them over with. The pressure was over, but the tension remained as I decided to look around for servers to join and test the new replay ability.

I rarely play on 2Fort and was about to skip over it in the list, but I noticed that it had the replay feature enabled. I joined the game on a whim. As the loading screen appeared, something inside me snapped. All of the angst and emotion that had built up over the past few days of studying was unleashed.

As soon as I spawned I started trash talking for no reason. Innocent Engineers were laid waste to in the literal and verbal sense through text. Just as I was making my get-away with the Intel with the opposing team in hot pursuit I was shot down--not by the other team, but Drunken F00l himself.

I can understand how many people would say that my discipline is justified. What did those Engineers ever do wrong? They were guarding the intel with their life, so that hopefully one day they could raise little Engineers of their own to go out and hopefully spawncamp themselves.

I plead insanity. I don't know what got into me. Those Engibros weren't in the wrong, I was. I believe it's time to break bread (or Sandvich, as it were), and try to look for a common ground. Are we really that different from each other?

I just talked to Drunken F00l over Steam, he seems like a wonderful person. Perhaps he accidentally blocked me, or maybe his internet went out. Whatever the case, I would like to resolve this issue in the most gentlemanly manner as possible.

If you, or the Engineers would like some sort of compensation for what occurred this fateful Friday morning, I believe that would be justified. Please let me know, as I do enjoy playing on your servers.

Sincerely,
-Neo

P.S.: As a premature token of kindness, I have attached a picture of a baby turtle to this post.

[Image: Baby-Turtle.jpg]
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#2

what the fuck

edit: after checking your ban info, it's clear that you should have been banned a long time ago. peace out, nerd.

The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth becomes the greatest enemy of the State.
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#3

WombRaider Wrote:what the fuck

edit: after checking your ban info, it's clear that you should have been banned a long time ago. peace out, nerd.

Come on now, we all make mistakes. In this harsh world where countries go to war over trivial matters, and empires come crashing down just as quickly as they are built--do we really need to bring about more hatred upon each other?

The way I see it, Drunken F00l and I have something in common. We're both victims of the system that lashes out against against those whom it was built to protect. Sure I acted like a pompous ass, but do I really deserve to be exiled for an eternity?

I haven't felt so alive in years. Just for a day, on a day like today. I'll get away from this, constant debauchery. But not tonight. I've been denied access to one of my favorite servers. It feels good to be alone, but it would be great to be playing with the awesome folks of SourceOP.

If I could take it all back I would. Those Engineers didn't deserve the treatment they were given, and neither do I. I believe these emotions are the result of a world gone bad. Why do we feel the need to punish the innocent? What satisfaction do we get out of this torture? What happens to the lives of those who are crushed by the heartless machine that is the system.

I hope you can change your mind. I'm only human. One day I believe we'll be able to look past this travesty.

Sincerely,
-Neo

P.S.: Just as in my last post, I feel it's necessary to include a picture. This time, I'd like to take a moment to remind you of the unlikely friendships that are rarely seen in this world.

[Image: birdmouse.jpg]
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#4

he put a lot of effort into this
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#5

glouch Wrote:he put a lot of effort into this

That and he is getting Womb Raider all worked up. Worth a second chance perhaps.
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#6

dude, you set your name to "NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA"

wtf is wrong with you? I hope you stay banned
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#7

This thread will make anyone laugh.

I hope he gets a second chance.

And Norrec you are not down, you notice how he ends the word with A instead of ER. Isn't that what all the hip kids are doing these days?
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#8

yeah and he has black friends!
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#9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp2yynZDVjI

I was a commando you know.
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#10

I usually ban on the spot for racial slurs.

Oh, and that name reminded me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTnM4jd-P1Y
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