[Drunken F00l]

Versed is wrong:

[Hell-met]

i just realized crowbar is gone

yay

[Biggs]

rofl.

I remember that night.

[FFS-RTFM]

ROFL so far keep em coming 8)

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life - W. Churchill
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Q. An ethical lawyer, an honest politician, and a merciful aerobics instructor all fall out of an airplane. Which one hits the ground first?

A. It doesn't matter - none of them exist.

[Versed]

okay I believe you now

[FFS-RTFM]

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.

"I'd prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy." - Jack Nicholson

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Q: Why should you treat your kids well?
A: They will pick out your nursing home someday!

[FFS-RTFM]

Hmm its kinda like pulling teeth here to get anyone to do fun shit :oops:

"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway."
Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

[glouch]

obligatory Chuck Norris joke:

Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is a Total Gym.