[Rostov]

should have gone to catholic school where they beat you for using your left hand because it's sinister. then you could use normal mice like the rest of us. haha, I still remember that simpsons episode where ned flanders opens a lefty store and is all sad cause he only gets 2 customers or something.

Left-handed people are well-endowed. Hence why the world hates us so much. Take that punys!