Nov 20, 2009, 01:28 PM
So I guess I have been dubbed by a professional psychiatrist (getting ready to lie on a military psych exam), and here are the summary of my 250$ worth of phone calls (do note that the thing I was told they look for the most nowadays is anti-social behavior and paranoia):
"Although you show obvious no signs of above-average paranoia, or anti-socialism you could still be easily classified as a heavy-to-moderate Schizoid-Type personality with an affinity for obsessive compulsion.
The only thing I would be worried about from a psychological standpoint is a forced-sense of narcissism, albeit far from malignancy."
The worst part of this I can think of is the Schizoid-type personality 'disorder'.
Its fun that I'm not crazy, but apparently not giving a shit about sex or what other people think of you is like the worst affliction to befall my poor soul. I should get this looked at so I can be taken advantage of as easily as the rest of you normal smoes, right?
And having a high standard of society is bad, too, I guess. Wouldn't want me to have a moral stance when I am deciding the fates of tens, hundreds, maybe thousands of people (depending on what rank they pull out of their rank-hat). That would be inconvenient for my superiors.
Any body else have any 'disorders' that you think are more useful than harmful?
"Although you show obvious no signs of above-average paranoia, or anti-socialism you could still be easily classified as a heavy-to-moderate Schizoid-Type personality with an affinity for obsessive compulsion.
The only thing I would be worried about from a psychological standpoint is a forced-sense of narcissism, albeit far from malignancy."
The worst part of this I can think of is the Schizoid-type personality 'disorder'.
Its fun that I'm not crazy, but apparently not giving a shit about sex or what other people think of you is like the worst affliction to befall my poor soul. I should get this looked at so I can be taken advantage of as easily as the rest of you normal smoes, right?
And having a high standard of society is bad, too, I guess. Wouldn't want me to have a moral stance when I am deciding the fates of tens, hundreds, maybe thousands of people (depending on what rank they pull out of their rank-hat). That would be inconvenient for my superiors.
Any body else have any 'disorders' that you think are more useful than harmful?