Sep 08, 2012, 07:17 PM
Letters to the editor
SIR
Now look here Dr. shit-for-brains, I don't give a damn who the fuck you think you are, I don't care if gabe newell's analhair shines out of your arse, or if the virgin mary herself blessed 25 concubines and set them to be your trading delegates; If you can't tell me where the fuck your keys came from, especially when they're in a batch of 200, from 1 guy, who's a fucking nobody, especially when you say "i traded for them yesterday" and they're nowhere to be seen in any of the 5 snapshots taken on that guy yesterday on tf2items, you can take your rep, your history, your probation ban which is about to expire and shove it up your fat bald cunt.
"Man if you don't trust me you can go somewhere else"
Well yes I will go somewhere fucking else, but for 100 keys have you ever thought that somebody might be prepared to pay a premium if you can demonstrate they didn't fall off the back of a lorry?
God fucking damnit why is it so hard to find legitimate traders these days. Your god damn profile says you're on probation, I'm not suspicious of you, I just understand the meaning of the word due-fucking-dilligence. So take your cowboy attitude, eat it, shit it out, and then eat it again, because I sure as hell am not buying your horseshit you absolute fucking tosser. Why is it important that your shit is older than a day and from multiple sources? Because if it's not it's probably an aggregation of multiple hijackings. And milk that turns sour stinks the fridge out of the owner on the day the milk is checked. So you can keep your dirty fucking rotting keys and I hope your probation is downgraded to trade ban and all your fucking shit disappears in a puff of pyro shit.
Kind regards
The Director.
CUNTFLAPS.
SIR
Now look here Dr. shit-for-brains, I don't give a damn who the fuck you think you are, I don't care if gabe newell's analhair shines out of your arse, or if the virgin mary herself blessed 25 concubines and set them to be your trading delegates; If you can't tell me where the fuck your keys came from, especially when they're in a batch of 200, from 1 guy, who's a fucking nobody, especially when you say "i traded for them yesterday" and they're nowhere to be seen in any of the 5 snapshots taken on that guy yesterday on tf2items, you can take your rep, your history, your probation ban which is about to expire and shove it up your fat bald cunt.
"Man if you don't trust me you can go somewhere else"
Well yes I will go somewhere fucking else, but for 100 keys have you ever thought that somebody might be prepared to pay a premium if you can demonstrate they didn't fall off the back of a lorry?
God fucking damnit why is it so hard to find legitimate traders these days. Your god damn profile says you're on probation, I'm not suspicious of you, I just understand the meaning of the word due-fucking-dilligence. So take your cowboy attitude, eat it, shit it out, and then eat it again, because I sure as hell am not buying your horseshit you absolute fucking tosser. Why is it important that your shit is older than a day and from multiple sources? Because if it's not it's probably an aggregation of multiple hijackings. And milk that turns sour stinks the fridge out of the owner on the day the milk is checked. So you can keep your dirty fucking rotting keys and I hope your probation is downgraded to trade ban and all your fucking shit disappears in a puff of pyro shit.
Kind regards
The Director.
CUNTFLAPS.
I'm a grumpy old trader. I've been trading since before you were born (probably). If ya pay ya money, ya gets ya choice. So put down and piss off.
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