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Geese are the best.
They require no attention, their food is 8$ for 30lbs, and they cut and fertilize your lawn.
/sarcasm
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also I'm guessing you can imprint geese and have them think you're their mother
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Most animals will think of their owners as mothers. There are several behaviors in cats that suggest that they think of you as a mother.
I was a commando you know.
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whatever you still have to take care of animals, and who likes taking care of shit?
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glouch Wrote:also I'm guessing you can imprint geese and have them think you're their mother
Yeah, and they maul the shit out of anybody else who goes near them.
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Does it make me a bad person that I would still have sex with her.
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ThatRandomFella Wrote:Does it make me a bad person that I would still have sex with her.
It makes you.....a whore?!?
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