[frozenmeat]

I like the part where OP asks for opinions then gets mad when people give them to him.

I guess I got a little edgy by the first one calling me a wimpy faggot.

i like that they updated the movie theater from the first episode of duke 3D

when i was a kid, i played that, and it was my first sexual experience. i literally stared at the pixelated boobs for a minute, then i turned around and saw that three or four adults were watching me watch the boobs

i never got left alone with the computer after that

That's quite brilliant


And, you other two: Why would I bother trolling? I like the game, you fellows seem mad about me liking it, so again it seems quite stupid to respond to a thread that appreciates it.

Oh internet, never change. Infinitely hilarious. <3

Edit:
"Note to self: Never ask for opinions, it only provides misery."
"Note to self: Actually, if it would happen again, do remember that there were no restrictions to opinions."
"Note to self: I am a douchebag.
Apparently."
(I see, my bad.)