[getthere1tme]

still haven't scrimd us yet....

You know, I've met rocks that have higher IQs than some of you members from H20/Uprising

You know, that's a pretty amusing statement considering you don't know the O in H2O means (protip: It's not a zero.) I'm also going to be perfectly clear on this: Regardless of our ties to Uprising, this is completely H2O and it's my team. I take pride in that because they all understand this game better than 99% of the people who play TF2; hardly dumb.

I don't know how many times I have to explain that as a clan we have no played one clan match.

I'm probably one of the only few who have clan matching experience when it comes to this sort of thing. Until recently, we haven't had enough members. And even then, there isn't a time where we are all on at once. We are still getting organized.

And lets face it, its not us you really want to scrim against...its me.

There's nothing to face. Of course, we want to stomp you into a hole in the ground. I've mostly been talking to Zeitgeist here and there about what your status is and I've hardly been an annoyance. Schwarz and Balls have been a little more persistent but that's fine too. See, after we would crush you, Duplex, it wouldn't be as fun the second time around. On top of that, the rest of the people on your team are actually decent guys in-game.

Stop being so fucking self-centered.

You know the reason why I talk to Zeitgeist instead of you? It's because I think it would actually be nice to have a worthy rival within SourceOP and he's the only one who's shown genuine interest. It'd also be nice to bring someone new into the competitive scene, someone we could scrim against regularly and help come up. Hopefully Zeitgeist will continue to pursue a competitive team and I'd be more than happy to work with him if he has any questions or needs any basic help.

Yes, we understand you're still getting organized. I really haven't bugged you at all about it because I was pretty confident that Zeitgeist would have told me when you guys were ready. I don't see anything wrong with schwarz and Balls riding your ass about it, though. Personally, I thought it if they badgered you enough on SourceOP that it would hit you in the pride and maybe light a fire under your ass to get things moving. I guess I was wrong but apparently you're allowed to talk shit for a year on SourceOP and we're the idiots for digging into you a little.

Because I know no one else in the clan talks as much shit as I do, and there isn't anything in this world that you want more than beating me in a scrim.

I wouldn't say "anything in the world" but it sure would be nice. Hearing a dude mouth off for a year, put people down, act like he's the best with nothing to back it up; that's enough to get under anyone's skin. And yes, I said nothing to back it up. How many scoreboards you've topped or how many hlxstats points you have doesn't matter a damn ounce to me. All you are is a pubstar. Lobbing 330 damage crit stickies into groups of people, being ubered and destroying sentries, these things do not qualify as skill. Tack on the facts that you're getting healed the whole time and demos don't have any effective counter in large pubs (demo's counters are scouts in case you were wondering) and there ya go.

If you really think one-shot killing people and killing stationary targets while healed and invincible is a representation of skill then apparently you and I have very different ideas of what it means to be skillful.

Playing competitively vs anyone, not just us, would quickly show you how good you really are and likewise give you a chance to back up all that shit you talk. I don't ever expect you to take that challenge because you'll fail. In fact, considering Zeitgeist seems interested in keeping pHd going and focusing on getting a team together, I wouldn't be surprised if they are miles ahead of you when you return from your hiatus.

Don't worry, you'll get your chance Schwarz, Balls, and all you others. In my original post, I don't think I said I was quitting. Just said I was taking a break...so..ya...

We don't plan on going anywhere.