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Air Purifier.
#1

I know this one is stretching the Misc. category, but I always stretch every category. I was looking for a way to reduce pollutants in my living environment, so I naturally looked into the "Subliminally slammed in" section of the brain and remembered the Ionic Breeze Sharper Image Quatra Pro Seven or whatever, and pulled out my checkbook (terminology, all of my transactions are cash or paypal). Then i went to hit buy and it was FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS!!! then i went on reading all of the mud-slinging that started off as unbiased, but slowly drifted to fanboyism mid-stream (supposed product reviews), All of them were like: THAT ONE IS NOT EFFICIENT FOR _____ REASON. SO, i found this

IT HAS ALL PURIFIERS!!!

Not only does it have ALL OF THEM, but they threw in a germicidal UV-light for that touch of overkill I always incorporate into my daily life (dual kilowatt power supplies FOR THE WIN)

/sarcasm
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#2

dude air puriferes, you pansey
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#3

okay, when you die of avian flu because your air-filter doesn't have a germicidal UV-light, we will see who the panzy is.

/sarcasm
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#4

rofl air puriferes. Sorry Omega but damn... that is kind of funny.
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#5

i'll be the one laughing casue cass you still spent a fortune on a 1 in a million chance
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#6

one in a million chance for the 5billion existing people, means that FIVE THOUSAND of these could save lives.

and you make it sound like avian flu is the only deadly airborne virus.

/sarcasm
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#7

lol and 4900 of thoses people can't afford an air purifier
the avin flu is high contagis but if you in danger of getting it, otheres around you would already have it, thats the thing about air borne viruses, they get every where, and theres a chance that we might already have imuniteis to it, most of the viruses we have inmunities to never get catologed, and every now and then someone is born with out these imunities, also if you just live using health practices you won't even have to worry, hell i don't give a shit about my health and i havbn't gotten seriusly sick since i was 7
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#8

i practice good health practices and have never been seriously sick (injured, but not sick) but that doesn't mean that there is nothing in the air that won't hurt you over time. Which is why air purification is almost as vital as water ionization. (ionized water converts your body to an alkaline base, immunizing you to cancer and killing cancer if you have it)

/sarcasm
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#9

lame......

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#10

i practice no safe health practices, i only bath once every 2-3 days, i haven't seriusly did the laundry in over a year, and oh year, i only take out the trash once to twice a month, and i havn't been sick since i was really little
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