[OneHundredThirteen]

Hey, I noticed you were selling a Bill's Hat. Are you selling that for hats?

You're willing to see my offer? Better than nothing, you sick bastard.

What's that? You aren't interested in genuine shit? You want keys only? You just DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT?

OH HEAVENS ABOVE! YES, I CAN pull an unusual out of my ass FOR YOU, you greedy fucking DOG! I was just JOKING, it's not a good offer at all! Don't you DARE stick around to let me finish what I was TYPING, for crying out loud! I've only offered this same thing with MINUTE differences to about a HUNDRED FUCKING PEOPLE, and GUESS HOW MANY OF THEM TOOK IT?! At least I've LEARNED a bit about trading. All I want is a GODDAMN BILL'S HAT so I can get some GODDAMN EARBUDS because I'm on a GODDAMN MAC, but didn't get TF2 in time for the promotion! HOLY SHIT! THAT'S FUCKING ALL! I'M NOT NEW TO TRADING! YOU SHOULD BE GLAD I'VE MOVED ON FROM TRYING TO GET AN UNUSUAL FOR MY FUCKING VINTAGE STOCKBROKER'S SCARF!

Thanks for your time.

P.S. If anyone wants to know, my offer is a Genuine Hat (it fluctuates, currently a Geisha Boy) and either a Vintage Bonk Helm (purple) or a Vintage Glengarry Bonnet. If anyone wants to trade me, go right the fuck ahead. Mr. Newell, I salute you.

[Sweet_Jeff]

if I had a bills i'd sell it to you.

Some people seem to devlope a god complex when they have a lot of "valuable" items.

[Snarf]

Are you reciting the script of someone's one man show?

[OneHundredThirteen]

If Charlie Sheen sounded like that, I would pay him to give me a private show.

Amen to that Jeff. How is any unusual worth $450?

EDIT: Jeff traded me a Bills. BROFIST.

[Uzbekistan]

Here's what you have to understand, most traders are assholes, like, 96%, I try not to be, I sell bills for other hats, I sell things for below value, I don't try and trade an alien swarm parasite for a max heads, BECOS DEY R BOFF PORMOSHUNS, you have actually find people who aren't complete tools, even when they're asses, take you time, just stay cool.

[naai66]

FUCK YOU FUCKING LOWBALLER

































































jk

[OneHundredThirteen]

I know, and I learned that by trading half of my Spring Break away. I think I added it up, and I was giving 8 keys' worth of stuff (6 Genuine, 2 Vintage) for a 7 key item. I think my first offers may have even added another hat, so 9 keys. However, what I've got now is about 9 keys in good hats, maybe 12 if I lump absolutely everything together, and there's no way I can lowball that much for a 14 key item like buds. On the plus side, however, the black Bill's looks pretty sweet.

[Foxman]

I'm fucking sick of trading, most of the time I find greedy assholes who always want a lot for their items, really, I'm triying to get a professor's pecualiarity and a guy wanted a genuine noh mercy, really, what the hell? is a crate hat, stop triying to rip off people.
Also I hate how there are prices for items like the rocket jumper, tags and paints, You have to sell your items for those prices, but when you want to buy almost nobody sticks to thsoe prices (someone wanted a vintage camera beard and a refined metal for his rocket jumper)

[babaB00EY]

Excuse me, sir. I think you may have missed the memo regarding transactions within the popular Hat-Trading Simulation game we have all grown to love. Please take a moment to review these simple rules before continuing on your quest to acquire pixelated fortunes.

GUIDELINES FOR TF2 TRADING:

1. Acquire item for 70-80% of "Price"
2. Advertise item for 200% of "Price"
3. Sell for 150% of "Price"
4. Change definition of "Price" to 50% of original and repeat.

Disclaimer: In the event you encounter other informed traders who live by the above rules, simply flame them to death before blocking all communication.

Thanks.

[CEILINGSPY1]

I'm fucking sick of trading, most of the time I find greedy assholes who always want a lot for their items, really, I'm triying to get a professor's pecualiarity and a guy wanted a genuine noh mercy, really, what the hell? is a crate hat, stop triying to rip off people.
Also I hate how there are prices for items like the rocket jumper, tags and paints, You have to sell your items for those prices, but when you want to buy almost nobody sticks to thsoe prices (someone wanted a vintage camera beard and a refined metal for his rocket jumper)

This and I'm sick of the noobs (no offense to anyone) on trade servers. Some buy wanted 6 refined for his hallmark, and it wasnt even vintage. And this was back when refined was $1.50.

(This is why I quit TF2)